Black Hole

The Right to Know

As suppliers begin to accept that they have an obligation to ensure that purchasers of their products receive adequate information about what goes into those products, contents and warning labels become more and more detailed. Soon we expect to see the following:

Public notice as required by law: Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.

Caution: The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 2,400 million tonnes of TNT per net gram of weight.

Handle With Extreme Care: This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of eight hundred million km/h.

Warning! This is a 100% matter product. In the unlikely event that this product should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.