Retorts

Lets Go to Mars

"One hundred hectares on Mars for A$10," reported The Dominion.

I want to buy a house on Mars. But it must be close to Mars Hill, Miramar, or Samuel Marsden school. I prefer the Kiwi precinct. I know some very decent Martians. What is the drinking age for Mars bars?

Revelation says the city was Four-Square or New World. Can I buy a full kilo of red meat? Well, gravity will be so much less!

College fees are so high. Typically $500 for a seven semester year. Satellite TV uses 12 geostationary (are-stationary) orbits, I don't know why the delay is so long.

The scientists would like to invent an ionosphere for radio communication. The biggest industries are light bulbs and Saturn cables.

Donald S McDonald, Wellington